Softball Superhero
I love playing softball for several reasons. I love competition, I enjoy the exercise and I like hanging around my buddies. But I am 100% dumbfounded at the fact that there are guys out there that play softball like its the world series. Don’t get me wrong, I love winning. But to take softball so seriously is a joke. These softball superheroes are going to hurt someone some day because of the way they play. They come in hard to second base, they throw the ball hard when they don’t have to, they pick fights with the other team and they throw bats when they pop it up.
These are your Uncle Ricos of the world: “If only the coach put me in the game, we would have won state”. The softball superheroes are the guys that rode the bench in high school, wish they played in college but tell their buddies that they were all-american ball players.
This is a plea to the softball superheores to get a life, or at least take up another hobby. Come out to the ballpark, drink a few beers and enjoy playing softball with your buddies. I promise you that there is not a big league contract, a world series ring or even a trophy if you win your league. In most cases, you get a lousy t-shirt. I hope all of your anger and seriousness if worth the price of the t-shirt.